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Justin Bieber's New Do "Goldilocks is Back Baby!!"

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Hello deary.... so Justin finally came back from spotlight vaca and has Hollywood buzzing like prime time in December. his flakey new hair do is fabulous..okay a little too gay best friend for my taste, but that cute little devil wears it like a Diva. Prancing around breaking hearts and drawing jealously..this hotshot's got our hearts tainted

Vampire Diaries (Get to Live before you Die )

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WE have only so long to live, but as we live we tend to forget that, the burdens, the joy the act of living itself takes away that idea that one day we’re gonna close our eyes and it’s all gonna end. Dreaming and preparing for a latter time Is all we do now, hoping that soon we’re gonna get to that time where all is fine, where we are even remotely satisfied. Because that is all we can do to pass the time, yes! We take pictures every now and then, capturing moments behind a screen or on a form of paper because soon our memories fail us and all we remember is bits and pieces. But the captions, they fill the rest in. Once upon a time there was me, I lived I dreamt I hoped, and one day it all just disappeared, and all I am is an empty seat in a conference meeting, or an empty room down the hall and maybe even an abandoned box of memories someone is too afraid to open. We can run and pretend for as long as we can that it’s not gonna happen to us and we should because when it does there’s

He's My "Silly Wabbit" says Stiviano

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Hello bloggers, i have angry messages in my inbox concerning how i abandoned my duties so i decided to make it up to you by dirty talking dirty Donald. The old hag already has a reputation of sexual inappropriacy with women he really should keep his hands off, but dear Donald intends to get it!, till he kicks it. And now with Stiviano he just might kick it. An unhealthy relationship produces dead fruits they say, well puffy faced Stiviano allegedly leaked a recording of the ass hat slurring racial curses..Like really if your gonna die why not go with dignity Donald? your 80 you'd think the old were wise. wifey already sued one slut before now she's doing it again...funny how we wouldn't have this problem if she put all her efforts into keeping your zippers away from public eye instead of suing the whores he buys houses for. Now i'm mad about Donald being racist and all, but i'm sad for him really, the hound dog had everything. Now he might as well jump off a cliff..

Justin Bieber a Tattoo Whore!!

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Hello Dear Bloggers. Justin Bieber gets another freaking Tattoo, not hating just commenting the Biebs did say he was done with the Tattooing for a while i guess an addiction isn't easily shoved aside. Now some of these Tats he claims are somewhat significant but really, soon he truly wouldn't need a shirt and then what neck first face later dude should grow up before his coloring book is all colored out. Look i like tats really i do but i know a junkie when i see one..lol ok i'm getting cursy so i'll just stop he's a cool kid really soon we'll have another of Miley Cyrus's adopted brother running around, wait are those dudes friends cause that would explain a lot.. or just he Dad as a role model any way he got this pretty (doesn't mean i don't think he's addicted) new Tat that reads PATIENCE.  Ta Ta  gotta get some sleep...                                                                                                                        C

Demi Lovata gets Down and skanky with Valderrama

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Dear bloggers, what a beautiful day, now it sucks how much i thrive in other people's bad news but we're all addicted to something and mine you could say comes with a white sheet and bedroom eyes. Now since these semi nude photo's of Demi  and Wilmer Valderrama have been leaked the closet couple haven't officially made a comment so i'll make it for them "we are allowed to do what ever the f*** we want without judgy compliments from the media so back off!" now that's more like it. how did the secret boning session get started anyway and how long has this been going on and what Angel leaked the photo's stay tuned and i will still not know..lol Ta Ta                                                                                                                                         Chow...Zena out we've always known she was hot..i guess now she's hot for wilmer? or this is all some bogus stunt

Miley Cyrus Nails Another lonely lips...smack smack!!!

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Hello Bloggers ... Miley seems to be Loving the New girl on Girl theme and frankly so do i, a kissing spree is as good as it gets... First Katy then the model one before that "don't quite remember" now Mystery girl X..Damn she smooth.. Oh and she doesn't fail to tell after a very public kiss. Bad girl? no just crazy with a hint of lets get down...Little side advice, be careful Miley i hear Mono's in the air this month.                                                                                                                        Chow....Zena Out don't get cooties dear...

Justin Makes a grown Man "Post" ..Walmart Debacle

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Hello...ok Stories about this guy is getting really annoying, yes he's cute, rich, successful and douchy. Memo gotten but really? really? how much more of him can we stomach, good news bad news all ketchup tomato, it still is getting really annoying. But really Justin did you and your "Goons" trash Walmart like seven(7) year olds. you made a man mad so go fixy fixy honey then come back for cookies and milk...Gosh and Selena got back with this guy?...still love you're Music good Job in the studio...I'm Out                                                                                                                  Chow ......Zena Out fleeing the scene are ya?...Tsk Tsk

Clevver Tv's Very own Misty Kingma and drumroll please ...!!!!! Erin Robinson

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Hello dear Bloggers.... I have been a fan of the duo's epic time on camera, they are the most fun entertainment reporters to listen to, bold, Daring, Crazy and honest gosh they're like half my perfect boyfriend list. Anyway as these reporter heroes scour the USA reporting Celebrity crime and time, they are a new Bony and Clyde; without the bedroom scene or better yet a bedroom scene wouldn't hurt. Anyways as you might have noticed i have nothing damning to say about the Cha Cha twins Yet! but i'll keep you posted. Ta Ta                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Chow....Zena out Ps Erin's hotter ..sorry Misty just couldn't let you have that one...now Ta Ta for real

Drake Bell cashing out

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Hello dear....Ok I've been AWOL for a while, and received some daunting messages so i'm back and sorry i ever left. I missed you guys. Ok back to headlines. Drake apparently filed for bankruptcy sometime this year and is in need of a pick me up, so he starts "Lashing out". The Nickelodeon star apparently forgot money could run out until his jar of cookies were all gone and dear old Drake didn't share with any friends so i say boohoo. Now to go bankrupt? your problem to attack other celebs for a limelight bad call Drane or is it Drake, well here's your limelight and puff power failure have a nice day. Adriana Grande is a modern day talent that yes happens to have been born with a silver spoon, still poking at Lady Gaga wasn't very smart the "Lady" has a sea of Piranha fans waiting for lone meat like you to jump in, so if you wanted attention i would have advised you placed the hand gun farther away from your own head.. Ta Ta                    

Justin Bieber tries to make modelling work

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Hello Bloggers, now by now we're all accustomed to the current stream of selfies the Pop star feels the need to share to the world, mostly shirtless(not complaining) now what i see when i look at those photo's is a white oak stick in a mud, that maybe has a few tattoos. Now i'm not a hater, JB might have it, somewhere in there but i don't see it and i'm certain a countless number of people out there feel the same, but it was one thing when he just did it for fun, now he's hinting at modelling?, great body dude but unless its for a gay line of skimpy boxer shorts keep the chest in a shirt....Ta Ta                                                                                                                                          Chow...Zena out

Justin Bieber in debt??

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Hello Bloggers, as it turns out i had a fun day today, slept half way through and played poker the rest of the way. So yes i might just leave the sassy tone at home for a change. JB's pending sale of his Mega sized home to the fancy Khloe Kardarshian has grown a little cold, apparently the Millionaire bragger has a way with words and a poor handle with writing checks. Turns out Justin owes his construction company "i'm not going to speculate a round Sum but you can let your imaginations rattle about with these many zeros"  $**,*** dear Justin better keep his business clean, with his new Neo Adidas campaign going he might just find redemption.  For what it's worth he sure looks hot in those shoes ...Ta Ta                                                                                                                                      Chow....Zena out!!   Khloe must really want that house..

A Foe? or The Foe

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Some say Death is natural, part of life or construct. A fail safe if you may, others say it is a beast, a thief or even a villain. i won't choose or support. Life takes from us, drains us we wake, we eat, we work, we have fun, we eat, we sleep and alas the cycle runs and the fuel? is life. Death may be a thief or another wheel in the machinery of life or! it is just another victim, it waits, lurks in the corner to take a soul whose time has been drawn up, when somehow a higher power decides you have lived enough or circumstances betray you, Death steps in and removes you. It watches life happen, the beauty of a new flower born in the spring, only to take it in the winter, a baby born today to be taken tomorrow, it watches it all, the smiles, the light, the memories each moment makes. And when the time is up, it is always waiting to collect. Note, death does not kill, it only takes what is given to him, when life kicks you out Death opens its wide warm arms and welcomes you in. If y

The CW Hits the bulls eye with another time snatching Tv Serie "The 100"

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Hello Bloggers, we all but wonder how they do it, another reason to keep the popcorn coming on a Friday night date.  When the VD ends the 100 begin. The CW surprise us with a new story a new danger and another reason to waste our time infront of a screen. The 100 is a spicy new yet old story setting in space and earth. after 97years of exile due to radiation the human race deems it fit to return to dear mother nature, or they are forced, sending down a 100 juvenile offenders to scope the earth the adults sit behind a screen and wait for a sign they might not get, aside from the technology with the patched up clothes a bunch of adolescent in the woods i get a nostalgic reminder of Lord of the flies, they will fight each other harm the earth and bleed in vein with no rules and no food, they are already doomed to fail, but little do they know earth has another resident and they like to play with spears... i look forward to a second episode....Ta Ta