Rehash #the Bitchiest Bitch....

Now this had been very hard for me, i like to pride myself the bitchiest bitch of all, but i'm not famous, yet so i'll have to entertain you with the real bitches who are. Kim Kardashian, just for being Kim. it'll be suicidal of me to deprive her of her all so fitting crown, a sex tape on the loose with a no care attitude about it, Stayed Married for shorter time than bears hibernate and of course being the bitch we all love to watch.....Lindsay Lohan, now for the record there are good Bitches and bitchy Bitches, Lohan is one of the Bitchy Bitches, her attitude doesn't put her on any more big time Hollywood short lists, that's probably why she's playing the Mean girl Reunion card...sad but true i swear..haha.. shh...Kristen Stewart, now i feel guilty for placing a panda with mountain lions, but this panda has had a naughty streak of her own, caught cheating on Pattinson with a man who already has a designated bed mate, how insidious, but i find it sexy to a minor tone.. Let's be real her lips have only been in the good places since her "Runaways" episode. And how could we have all these names and forget dear old Kris Jenner, our favorite drunken Milf. Aside for her inability to put down a glass of Chardonnay  her trashy tone steps in where all else fails. Mother Bitch just needed a tone, after her kapoot relationship with Mr. Jenner, i see her getting her freaky on with several hot young meat, it isn't a hoola without these BITCHES around..Ta Ta


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